Tucker Max is a Nerd

Tucker Max portrays himself as the ultimate bad boy, a total Alpha Male, the cool guy who gets all the chicks. But he's not at all. In fact, his entire persona isn't his real personality. He's a complete and total nerd. His whole 'Tucker Max persona' is a fake personality he constructed because girls didn't like the real him.

Tucker Max is basically a much smarter version of a guy like Erik Von Markovik, A.K.A. Mystery. Mystery is the main star of the VH-1 Reality show the Pick-Up Artist. He's a guy who used to be a total Dungeons and Dragons geek who could never get laid until he started studying social science and found a way to act like an Alpha Male in clubs to attract girls. The Mystery that goes to clubs to pick up girls isn't the real Erik Von Markovik: it's a fake persona he creates based on what he has analyzed are the traits that women are attracted to. Von Markovik is a smart guy and so he could figure out how to do this, and this is the same thing Tucker Max does, but he's actually smarter than Mystery so he does it better.

First off, you have to realize that Tucker Max has genius level intelligence. He got an academic scholarship to the University of Chicago, one of the hardest undergrads in the country. It's equivalent to Harvard, so he's basically Harvard Scholarship level of intelligence. So although he's doing the same thing Mystery does, he's doing it on a much higher level. Everyone knows Mystery is really a geek on the inside and that he just pretends to be an Alpha Male. Tucker Max is so intelligent that he has pretty much everyone fooled into thinking he really is some kind of Alpha Male. But he's not at all He's a total Beta Male.

Like a lot of really smart but geeky kids, he was a complete and total failure with women when he was younger. He talks about this and talks about how he had to practice a lot to get things right. Practicing with girls means changing your approach, altering your personality. He altered his personality completely, became the kind of guy chicks go for, but it was never the real him.

If you watch the Opie and Anthony tape, Tucker Max gets called out on his buttsex story and he pretty much just doesn't respond and runs away. Then he deleted all reference of it from his website. This shows that the story was most likely made up. But it also shows something else much more revealing: he's not an Alpha Male at all. Alpha Male is a real personality trait and guys who are true Alpha Males don't back down from conflict. If they are challenged, they will argue and fight back. Tucker Max doesn't do that. He runs away or hides behind his friends or tries to avoid the situation. He's a natural Beta Male.

Tucker Max can pretend to be an Alpha Male on the internet, but if he is confronted in real life like on Opie and Anthony, he wusses out and backs down. That's because he's not really an Alpha Male at all. It was just something he studied and learned how to imitate, just like Mystery did.

If you read what Tucker Max writes, there are major inconsistencies in it. On the one hand when he's talking freely he will say that he always got rejected by girls as a kid and had to work hard to figure out how to get laid and that he wasn't a natural at all. This is the truth: he's not a natural. He's a natural nerd and a Beta Male. But then all of a sudden in his stories he was getting action all the time as a kid. Doesn't make sense, does it? That's because he has transposed events and inserted false ones to make it seem like he was always getting laid the whole time, but in reality he was a geek who couldn't get laid at all until he was much older.

He also claims to be honest, but at certain times he's said, and this is a quote, "If I get caught in a lie, I just completely stonewall and lie my way through it. Never admit you are lying." He doesn't just lie now, he lies so absolutely he even claims to be completely honest.

Tucker Max will say he used to lie all the time when he was a kid, and then one day he realized telling the truth was better. That isn't how people work: you don't go from being a liar to being honest. That's not how human psychology works. It's not that he became honest at one point, he just became a total and absolute liar. When he was younger he was dishonest but he at least admitted to himself he was a liar. This he will confirm. Now, it's not that he's honest. It's that he lies so absolutely that he even lies to himself and believes his own lies. Kind of like President Bush or a typical demagogue.

Trust me, anyone who admits to having been a liar when they were younger is still a liar. The idea of someone going from being a liar to being honest is ludicrous, it's like a turtle becoming an elephant. He is now an absolute and total liar who doesn't value truth at all.

When he put his website up originally, it was just stories of him drunk like the Sushi Pants Story. In the Sushi Pants story, he doesn't get laid at all, he just pukes himself and passes out in his car. Then after awhile he started to put stories like the Buttsex story in where he actually gets laid. But these stories are mostly false.

Despite the fact the initial website was a lie, he does now get real girls because he has built his persona up so absolutely that it has conquered his original reality and replaced the true him. That's because when you create a lie, if you stick with it long enough, the lie becomes real. So while many of his original stories of sexual conquest are made up or from someone else, the new ones are often real because girls are attracted to the fake personality he has developed.

You got to understand where Tucker Max is coming from. He was an extremely brilliant guy kid always wanted to get the hot girls that the jocks and cool kids got, but he found like a lot of other smart but nerdy and Beta Male types that girls just don't go for intelligent guys. They really don't: it doesn't turn them on. Being a genius doesn't get you laid.

So what did he get from being himself? Nothing but rejection and sadness and the feeling of being alone. What good is that? If who you are leads to nothing but loneliness, why be who you are? Why not just be someone different, study and figure out what works and become the person that girls will actually want.

The reason Tucker never dates any of the girls he fucks is because they aren't attracted to the real him: they are attracted the fake "cool Tucker Max" he created. If he is just himself around him, they lose interest and leave him. The only girl he's dated for a long time is Bunny who is an intelligent arty girl who goes for nerdy types.

Look at his friends: they're all nerds. He hangs out with guys like Robert Greene and Neil Strauss: these guys are absolute tools. His assistant is Ryan Clark Holiday, an overly intellectual kid who can't even get his dick hard around a woman. His best friends are all smart law school types.

Tucker Max hated himself because he was a geek, and so he picks on geeks and nerds so relentlessly because they remind him of the way he used to be. He's not an asshole jock at all, he's a smart nerd disguised as an asshole jock to get the kinds of chicks that wouldn't go for him if he were being himself.

Why do you think he's such a big asshole? He's overcompensating because it's not really him. Think of the guys you know who are actually the real kind of asshole jocks Tucker Max pretends to be: they wouldn't create an entire website to pick on people and harass them like Tucker Max does with people like Dimeo III and other random internet geeks. That is seriously taking things overboard. Only someone who wasn't actually an asshole and was just pretending to be one would go to those lengths.

Tucker Max is friends with Maddox, and Maddox is a total geek just like Tucker is. The only difference is Maddox knows his persona is fake, whereas Tucker Max buys into his completely and even convinces himself that he's cool.

Tucker Max is an internet nerd. He's not who he pretends to be, not in the slightest. How many real assholes do you know who hang out on the internet all day? Why do you think all of his fans are usually either geeks or 18 year old kids?

Tucker Max is not an asshole jock picking on nerds. Tucker Max is a nerd picking on other nerds. It's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

It's the classic case of the dork who couldn't get the cheerleader so he pretends to be one of the cool kids to win her over. Only since Tucker Max is pretty smart, he can sort of fool people, but only over the internet.

One of the reasons he only bangs girls from his website is because he's not the person he says he is and he isn't that good at picking up girls in bars. In a real bar, it's easy to see through his persona because he's not an actor. On the internet where he just uses words, he can be whoever he wants to be and girls will buy into it.

TuckerMax.com is his big cosplay experiment.

That's why he never puts videos of himself online. Because he's a nerd and a Beta Male and he's not smooth in a real bar situation. He might be alright because of having practiced and created his persona over time like Mystery has, but he's no natural.

He was probably picked on as a kid, he probably got wedgies and wet willies and shit. He hated himself so completely he became someone else entirely, and now he needs to live in that world because the harsh truth is girls don't go for smart nerds.

I'm not saying he's a bad guy, and I do feel for him. It's a tough world for really smart but geeky guys because the truth is girls don't go for these kinds of guys based on who they are. Tucker used his intelligence to 'become' the kind of guy the girls he always desired would go for, and now he has them, if only for a one night stand.

So really I wish him the best of luck. It's kind of sad he has to pick on the same type of people that he really is on the inside, like the way he always makes fun of Mystery. I guess when you hate yourself so much, you have no choice but to persecute people like Mystery who remind you of the truth of who you really are.

Don't you notice how he is so fascinated by Mystery but he always emphasizes how different they are? They're not different at all, and Tucker fears that people will realize he himself is a Beta Male disguised as an Alpha Male.

Tucker Max = Smarter Version of Erik Von Markovik

Mystery does his act in the club and Tucker does his on the internet. He just won't admit it becaues he believes his own lies so completely.

Seriously, the proof lies in the way he can never handle direct one on one confrontation. If he is yelled at directly in person, he runs away. He can laugh at people on his message board and when his friends are there, but when he is called out in person like with Opie and Anthony, the tail goes between his legs and away he runs. Classic Beta Male behavior.

It really is pathetic, Tucker. At least Mystery can be honest about who he was and where he came from. For you, that's not enough: you need to create an entire lie, you need to become your lie completely and absolutely. And then you attack the same type of people that you really are.

It's sad, dude. It really is just sad.

And hey, at least Mystery's on T.V. Where's your T.V. show? Oops, you don't have one, do you?

So that pretty much solves the Mystery of Tucker Max. It's all bullshit. Not just the stories. His entire persona. 'Tucker Max' is a lie.

Tucker Max is a nerd.